My Excuse is That I'm Young

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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booty-sandwich:

sixpenceee sixpenceee sixpenceee
Please reblog!!
The humane society in my area will be closing, and so they must get rid of all their animals ASAP. The Pensacola, Florida Humane Society has taken in as many as possible, but (as always) they are full to capacity. These animals must be adopted very soon or they will be euthanized. I love animals and it hurts my heart to think about these animals dying. So, please, if anyone wants to adopt a pet and you live near Florida, please contact the Pensacola Humane Society! 
I’ve witnessed the incredible things simply getting word around can do, so it would really help if you reblogged, sixpenceee 
Thank y’all if you reblog ❤️❤️❤️

booty-sandwich:

sixpenceee sixpenceee sixpenceee
Please reblog!!
The humane society in my area will be closing, and so they must get rid of all their animals ASAP. The Pensacola, Florida Humane Society has taken in as many as possible, but (as always) they are full to capacity. These animals must be adopted very soon or they will be euthanized. I love animals and it hurts my heart to think about these animals dying. So, please, if anyone wants to adopt a pet and you live near Florida, please contact the Pensacola Humane Society!
I’ve witnessed the incredible things simply getting word around can do, so it would really help if you reblogged, sixpenceee
Thank y’all if you reblog ❤️❤️❤️

(via sixpenceee)

tastefullyoffensive:

But first, let me take a sealfie. [x]

“Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.”
— This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read  (via intensional)

(Source: anitaspallenberg, via sixpenceee)

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via sixpenceee)

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova, via tastefullyoffensive)

whitewhine:

I feel like this might be Dick Van Dyke himself making these comments…

whitewhine:

I feel like this might be Dick Van Dyke himself making these comments…

nfour:

rh1tard:

this is beautiful and every person who didn’t get what they wanted tonight should reblog this.

Omg

(Source: the-more-u-know, via sixpenceee)