My Excuse is That I'm Young

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

(via tastefullyoffensive)

disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

(via c-bellz)

samdesantis:

some people just get it

and those are the people you keep the fuck around

(via courbe-pas-brise)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via c-bellz)

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

(Source: jape-art, via maybe-i-could-be-saved)

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

(via brotherathelstan)

forevermisslady:

You were supposed to be watching the door.

forevermisslady:

You were supposed to be watching the door.

(via maybe-i-could-be-saved)

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

(via maybe-i-could-be-saved)

my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?”

People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

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(via aeferg)

(Source: bennywhistleswhileheworks, via maybe-i-could-be-saved)